Two Aliens landed in the Arizona desert a few yards from an old gas station that
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps, and the younger
alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became
angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd be calm if I were you.' The
younger alien ignored the warning, and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no
response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling! We come in peace. Do not
ignore us this way! Take us to your leader, or I will fire!'

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that.
I really don't think you should make him mad.' ' Rubbish,' replied t he cocky, young
alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion.
A massive fireball roared toward them, and blew the younger alien off his feet, and
deposited him, a burnt smoking mess, about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Half an
hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes,
straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was
standing over him shaking his big, green head. 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed
the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If
there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with
a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice, and then stick it in his ear.'

In mei deed ik mee aan de Artez Composition Contest tijdens het International Jazz Festival in Enschede. Helaas niet gewonnen maar wel op de radio geweest . Het resultaat staat nu op mijn muziek player.

Ja ja vanaf vandaag ben ik artiest hier op de Hyves! Met muziek erbij. Nog niet genoeg maar dat komt nog wel.

Eindelijk weer eens goed nieuws. Mijn bigband compositie "Piet's fiets" heeft de finale gehaald van de Artez Composition Contest tijdens het International Jazz Festival in Enschede op 11 mei.